Bower Bird Steals the Curve of the Earth
Once upon a time there was a famly that lived deep in the Nambucca Shire bush who had to send out their youngest boy to steal back his royal blue toothbrush from the nearby bower birds bower every morning. This went on for years.
Meanwhile, Brian goes sunbathing at the Never Never Creek next to Glennifer Hall. He takes off his shirt and carefully places 'Earth's Curve' on top of the shirt. 'Earth's Curve' is a 22 ct gold, opal, lapis and diamond pendant, the lapis is royal blue. Brian puts on his shirt, drives back to town and realises that he forgot something. He drives back. The curvature of the earth has disappeared.
Bower bird? Or Bellingen bird?Reward offered. $500 for the return of the curve of the earth. Please contact Mac on 6655 2588. Alternatively, we'll buy it back for $350 or best offer.
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